Random Musings
If you are angry with birds throw expensive CDs at them. Not that they care nor would you especially since the CD collection belongs to your neighbor.
If Aliens challenge the earthlings to a chess match, a good idea is to have the world's gorillas to play with them. If the aliens win the gorillas are going to mighty mad. If they lose, they must be really stupid and we dont need to bother with such silly aliens.
A great person spreads his ideas who in turn spread the ideas to other people. Finally all will have the same idea. A bacteria does very much the same thing.
A seasoned dog is one which does circus tricks.
But for a Korean, a seasoned dog is something that tastes good with ketchup.
Ever heard of the book titled "How to eat a giant moth?", the book was in the store so long that the moths ate it.
The "Height of charity" - asking tax exemption receipts from beggars.
I always wondered why mosquitoes have to bite me for blood. Would'nt it be a better design if we keep some blood in a plate and they can soak in it all day long.
If you are a guy and your blind date turns out to a foot taller than you, a good opening line could be "Hi, your altitude measures my attitude!"
Learn it from the ants. Do you think you are doing them a favour if you carry a crystal of sugar and place it where they want. For ants carrying it - doing a task, is more important than eating it.
I knew a scientist who wanted to test emotions in things by discriminating one against other. He watered one plant more than the other, concluded plants do not have emotions. He gave some food to one dog, no food to the other, concluded dogs do not have emotion. He constructed a house with concrete on one side and no concrete on other. Well he did not live to find out but looks like his house had emotion.
Wrestling with a crocodile is a mutually satisfying pastime. It gives you thrill. It saves the crocodile the food bill.
If you are angry with birds throw expensive CDs at them. Not that they care nor would you especially since the CD collection belongs to your neighbor.
If Aliens challenge the earthlings to a chess match, a good idea is to have the world's gorillas to play with them. If the aliens win the gorillas are going to mighty mad. If they lose, they must be really stupid and we dont need to bother with such silly aliens.
A great person spreads his ideas who in turn spread the ideas to other people. Finally all will have the same idea. A bacteria does very much the same thing.
A seasoned dog is one which does circus tricks.
But for a Korean, a seasoned dog is something that tastes good with ketchup.
Ever heard of the book titled "How to eat a giant moth?", the book was in the store so long that the moths ate it.
The "Height of charity" - asking tax exemption receipts from beggars.
I always wondered why mosquitoes have to bite me for blood. Would'nt it be a better design if we keep some blood in a plate and they can soak in it all day long.
If you are a guy and your blind date turns out to a foot taller than you, a good opening line could be "Hi, your altitude measures my attitude!"
Learn it from the ants. Do you think you are doing them a favour if you carry a crystal of sugar and place it where they want. For ants carrying it - doing a task, is more important than eating it.
I knew a scientist who wanted to test emotions in things by discriminating one against other. He watered one plant more than the other, concluded plants do not have emotions. He gave some food to one dog, no food to the other, concluded dogs do not have emotion. He constructed a house with concrete on one side and no concrete on other. Well he did not live to find out but looks like his house had emotion.
Wrestling with a crocodile is a mutually satisfying pastime. It gives you thrill. It saves the crocodile the food bill.
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