Random Musings 2

Random Musings

Just because you won the rat race doesn't mean you have accomplished anything, it means you are a fast rat.

Being in a bathtub is good practice. If the city went under water you are just in a

bigger bathtub.

In front of me were two roads A and B.

As per the great leaders, I walked the road less traveled, which was the road B and after some

time there were two more roads. Once again I took the road less traveled by and after

some time it joined road A

Board outside a television service center.

"Ask not what the TV did for you. Ask yourself what you did for the TV.

Foreign guests In a hotel electrified in throng,

Listening to the music from the room all day long.

Such a sad song,

The guest never realized something was wrong,

The music was just the sound of 2 idiots playing ping pong.

 Do dogs wish that their bark was that of a tree. Not every dog but certainly the

Korean dog hiding from the gourmet chef.

 Why doesnt man dissolve in the acid generated by his digestive system.

Actually he does, but the food you eat creates him back.

Moral: Eat food.

 The cannibals caught hold of a foreigner and said,

"You eat a raw sewage pig"

and we will..."

The foreigner happily ate the sewage pig expecting to be freed.

The cannibal said "I had not completed my sentence"

"eat you after you eat a raw sewage pig"

 The next time you are feeling bitter because someone demeaned you or let you down, remember this : Mosquitoes bite people for blood, they cannot survive if they find honey instead.

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 I called up the customer service agent.

 He said "Grrrrr!!"

 I thought maybe he was in a bad mood, so called again after an hour,

 He said "Grunttt"

 I said "Mr.Agent , you have no idea who I am, please conduct yourself or I will report this to your superior".

 He said "Brrrrrrr, ummhhh"

 I said "I will report this to media, you bloody scum", I continued to scream at the top of my voice for about 30 minutes.

 Just then, my son entered , "Dad, you know what I called the zoo this morning, it seems the gorillas went wild"

 Moral: Never redial