Wednesday, December 4, 2013

If the street you are in is stinking

Run as fast as you can and reach your destination.
Be mama's boy, cover your nose, walk the full distance & cry your heart's content in the privacy of your home.
Think about our politics, surely there can no greater stench than that.
Play cricket, you will forget the environment or too tired to notice.
Get hooked onto Temple Run !!
Converse with your friend, chances are he may say, "Stench this !, come to my town - I will show you stench". Some relief that ?!.
Pretend there is no stench, recite "Supress short term gains for long term success" or any of the inspirational Band-Aids.
Write the book, "Positive effects of stench on body's immunity system" and sell it for $0.99. Believe me this is what sells.
Develop a software that captures the analog aroma into digital signals and feed it into an a weather forecasting android app.
Have a contest with your friends, "Who can collect the maximum pebbles on the street ?". The winner gets Rs.10 for 4 pebbles.
Jump over the wall to the next street, and start a Dosa shop with the money you earned in the pebble contest
(make sure others don't have the same idea)

Choose any strategy but for heavens sake, "Don't BEAT yourself up because the street is STINKING."

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