George asked the Guru, What is intelligence ?
Guru:Take this 1 Re. and buy an apple for me from the market and I will tell you. Also throw out this garbage cover on the way.
George goes to the shop.
Shopkeeper: This is a rare coin Sir, I will give 500 Rs. for it. I know a rare coin collector.
George: Rs.750 and it's a deal.
George takes the money, puts it in his pocket, takes an apple and comes back. On his way he dumps the garbage in his enemies's backyard.
George: Here is the apple, Now tell me what is intelligence. ?
Guru: Intelligence is in your back pocket. The garbage cover had Rs.5 lakh. That was Wisdom.
George went to the Guru and asked him, What is Engineering ?
Guru: I will tell you, but first pass me those groundnuts,
George: Do you want me to break them open and give it to you or I will pass it to and you will break it yourself ?
Guru: Well, that question is the essence of Engineering !!!
George went to the Guru and wanted to know the truth.
Guru: The hard way or the easy way ?
George: What is the hard way ?
Guru: This bushy jungle road is the hard path to truth.
George : I want the easy way.
Guru: Oh that, The pretty girls at the end of the jungle road can only tell you.
George went to the end of the jungle road in triple quick time.
There were no pretty girls at the end, but George realized the truth...
Guru:Take this 1 Re. and buy an apple for me from the market and I will tell you. Also throw out this garbage cover on the way.
George goes to the shop.
Shopkeeper: This is a rare coin Sir, I will give 500 Rs. for it. I know a rare coin collector.
George: Rs.750 and it's a deal.
George takes the money, puts it in his pocket, takes an apple and comes back. On his way he dumps the garbage in his enemies's backyard.
George: Here is the apple, Now tell me what is intelligence. ?
Guru: Intelligence is in your back pocket. The garbage cover had Rs.5 lakh. That was Wisdom.
George went to the Guru and asked him, What is Engineering ?
Guru: I will tell you, but first pass me those groundnuts,
George: Do you want me to break them open and give it to you or I will pass it to and you will break it yourself ?
Guru: Well, that question is the essence of Engineering !!!
George went to the Guru and wanted to know the truth.
Guru: The hard way or the easy way ?
George: What is the hard way ?
Guru: This bushy jungle road is the hard path to truth.
George : I want the easy way.
Guru: Oh that, The pretty girls at the end of the jungle road can only tell you.
George went to the end of the jungle road in triple quick time.
There were no pretty girls at the end, but George realized the truth...
